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Lil Choncho

Lil Choncho

This Lil' slicer will not let you down, especially if you need to break into a plastic bag or cereal box. OAL = 7". Blade length = 2 7/8sh". $135.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Bitty Choncho

Bitty Choncho

This little Hick, when conveniently on you, will help you out of any pinch. It comes standard with an O2 cylinder wrench, because they're hard to find in the DFD EMS bag. OAL = 5 3/4". Blade length = 2 3/8sh". $100.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Dirty Byrd

Dirty Byrd

Being a Dirty ain't easy, but when your cute little fingers are wrapped around this handle, it keeps them busy from using the other dirty bird going 90 mph on I-81. OAL = 7 1/4". Blade length 3 1/4sh". $135.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Dirty Beaver

Dirty Beaver

This Dirty don't play... He don't make no dams... He tears them down! He then promptly starts working on another dam after the Mrs. says, "don't you ever..." OAL = 7 1/4". Blade length = 3 3/8sh". $135.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Dirty Turtle

Dirty Turtle

Mud, dirt, and maybe lava is this Dirty's playground. And if you decide to vacuum with this unit on your side beware, because they will stare in wonder and amazement! I'm going to walk away now... OAL = 7 1/4". Blade length = 3 1/2sh". $135.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Jones Brothers

Jones Brothers

These little brutes don't play, they just dangle... When they're not dangling, they have be doing something else constructive, like cooking. Barry-L and Phillip-R OAL = 4 5/8". Blade length 2sh". $60.00 each (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Choppy

Choppy

This Virginian made rascal likes to get up in your face, grab you by both your ears, then scream,"Watch me step on these Lego's!" Excuse me, comin' through... OAL = 11 1/2". Blade 6 1/2sh". $200.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Spooky

Spooky

One of my favorites, she is a wompus, not scary... More like a rubber bullet to the sweet meat! She features a convenient bottle cap opener, strictly for Root Beer bottles. OAL = 13 1/4". Blade length = 7 5/8sh". $300.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

Gypsy

Gypsy

This is were it all began. This little varmint will steal your heart! Her legs are short, but her heart is big. She also has a snaggle tooth with bad breath, but she will always be loyal. Happy Trails. OAL = 9". Blade length = 4 1/8sh". $180.00 (The knife pictured is not the knife you will be receiving. It is strictly eye candy.)

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